Thursday, September 11, 2008
I’ll be honest: the idea of coming to India - especially Delhi — scares the bejezus out of me. Sure, it sounded fine and dandy from the air conditioned comfort of my Albuquerque living room. But as our departure date grew nearer, the mere thought sent chills of panic down my spine. What’s so scary about India?
- You can’t talk to anyone who’s been here without eliciting wildly varying reactions. “You will either love it or hate it,” everyone says. Which camp would I fall into?
- The crush of humanity, the sheer volume of people, freaks me out. “If you thought Istanbul crowds were bad, just wait until you get to Delhi,” said a friend of mine.
- I fear getting sick. Everyone I know who has traveled to or lived in India has been violently ill. Even the flight attendant on our plane, who was Indian, said she gets sick when she comes to Delhi.
- We are in the tail end of monsoon season, and I am convinced that every day will bring 90+ degree weather with 90% humidity, and that I will be perpetually cranky.
- This is an overwhelming place to come without plans. We have no plans.
I think the biggest reason, though, is that India represents the final frontier of independent travel. Just like New York, “if I can make it here I can make it anywhere.” Many RTW travelers skip India because it seems like too much to tackle. I can’t help but wonder what “qualifies” me to be here. I constantly feel like I’m not cut out for this type of travel, that I don’t have the skills and demeanor required to be successful on the road. A place like India makes me feel all the less secure; if any place tests my limits, this will be it. “Maybe we should have gone to Thailand instead?” I asked Maikael, weakly, this morning.
Regardless of what I should or shouldn’t have done, we find ourselves in Delhi today. In the last 24 hours, the following has occurred:
- We were deloused on an airplane
- Maikael made best friends with the gentleman who we refused to change seats with on the plane
- We discovered at 5 am, as we were driving down the wrong side of the street through the darkened streets of Delhi in an ancient cab, that our hotel had moved to an undisclosed location. The phone number we used a week ago didn’t work.
- We saw three cows lounging on the side of a busy road, and one peacock perched on an apartment balcony
- We ate a large lunch for two at the cost of $4
- Our hotel room was briefly invaded by crickets
- Maikael was led to (yet another) ATM machine by an Indian man
- I was stared at continuously while walking down the street
The highlight of my day was reading The Hindustan Times which, as far as I can tell, is India’s answer to USA Today. Such informative headlines read, “Don’t worry, we are safe,” and the ever-reassuring, “Injured Indians in Lanka: These things happen.” I flipped to the weather forecast, which was as delightfully mystical as I would have expected. “The morning may be pleasant, with an uneasy afternoon. There are chances of thundery development.” I’m also up-to-date on all the latest Bollywood gossip. And if I’m bored this evening, I can watch “Ruby Duby Hub Dub” on television.
I’m not sure what I’m in for.
